{"product_id":"anxiety-key-chain","title":"Anxiety Key Chain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI Came, I Saw, I Had Anxiety Keychain – The Official Exit Strategy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the socially exhausted, emotionally overcooked, and always one group text away from ghosting—this one’s for you. The \u003cem\u003eI Came, I Saw, I Had Anxiety, So I Left\u003c\/em\u003e keychain is your sparkly little reminder that showing up \u003cem\u003etechnically counts\u003c\/em\u003e… even if you Irish goodbye 12 minutes later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing silver-tone findings that say “I tried,” a mix of silicone and rhinestone beads for that perfect blend of sparkle and stress, a sleek black faux leather tassel to give off “cool girl who’s barely holding it together” energy, and a big-ass 8cm pompom to distract from the fact that you're already planning your escape route.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe spotlight? A\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003elarge silicone bead that spells out your exact life philosophy:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“I came, I saw, I had anxiety, so I left.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIconic. Relatable. Slightly tragic. But make it fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for keys, bags, or emotional baggage. Gift it to your favorite introvert or wear it like a badge of honor—we see you, and we’d leave early with you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Queens of Cuss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43455526076467,"sku":"","price":19.9,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/7350\/8659\/files\/Untitled_design_24.png?v=1751101225","url":"https:\/\/www.queensofcuss.co.nz\/products\/anxiety-key-chain","provider":"Queens of Cuss","version":"1.0","type":"link"}