{"product_id":"dont-be-a-prick-key-chain","title":"\"Don't be a Prick\" Key Chain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't Be a Prick Keychain – For Queens Who've Had Enough\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur “Don’t Be a Prick” keychain is your new must-have accessory—equal parts cute and confrontational. Featuring sleek\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003egold-tone findings , cute and colourful silicon beads, a rainbow faux leather tassel to catch attention like a drama queen at brunch, and a small pompom—because sometimes you \u003cem\u003edo\u003c\/em\u003e need a little fluff to balance the fury.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut the real star? That \u003cem\u003elarge silicone bead\u003c\/em\u003e flaunting a cactus and the sacred daily mantra: \u003cstrong\u003e“Don’t Be a Prick.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s a polite-ish reminder for coworkers, partners, or anyone breathing too loud near you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClip it to your keys, bag, or soul. Either way, it's loud, proud, and slightly inappropriate—just like you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Queens of Cuss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43455412043827,"sku":"","price":19.9,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/7350\/8659\/files\/IMG_3638.jpg?v=1750378660","url":"https:\/\/www.queensofcuss.co.nz\/products\/dont-be-a-prick-key-chain","provider":"Queens of Cuss","version":"1.0","type":"link"}