{"product_id":"pew-pew-madafakas-key-chain","title":"Pew Pew Madafakas! Key Chain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePew Pew Madafakas! Keychain – Armed. Fabulous. Unbothered.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis little badass bird isn’t here to make friends—it’s here to \u003cem\u003equack skulls and take names\u003c\/em\u003e. The handmade \u003cem\u003ePew Pew Madafakas!\u003c\/em\u003e keychain is for the queens who walk into a room like it’s an action movie and they’re the star, the director, and the soundtrack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOutfitted with gold-tone findings (because even chaos deserves luxury), smooth silicon beads for a pop of bold color and squishy satisfaction, a fiery orange faux leather tassel for extra flair, and a small fluffy pompom to keep it juuust soft enough to balance your rage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront and center? A large silicone bead featuring a ridiculously cool duck—sunglasses on, twin guns up, attitude locked and loaded—shouting the ultimate battle cry: \u003cstrong\u003e“Pew Pew Madafakas!”\u003c\/strong\u003e Because sometimes words aren’t enough... but a duck with heat? That'll do it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClip it to your keys, your gym bag, or your last shred of chill. Warning: may cause spontaneous swagger.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Queens of Cuss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43455523258419,"sku":"","price":19.9,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/7350\/8659\/files\/Untitled_design_25.png?v=1751101224","url":"https:\/\/www.queensofcuss.co.nz\/products\/pew-pew-madafakas-key-chain","provider":"Queens of Cuss","version":"1.0","type":"link"}