{"product_id":"sick-of-your-bullshit-key-chain","title":"Sick of Your Bullshit key Chain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSick of Your Bullshit Keychain – Sparkle, Sass, and Zero Chill\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnicorns, rainbows, glitter… and absolutely \u003cem\u003eno tolerance\u003c\/em\u003e for nonsense. Meet the \u003cem\u003eSick of Your Bullshit\u003c\/em\u003e keychain: a magical middle finger wrapped in rainbow sass and sparkly charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis unapologetic little beauty features rose-gold tone findings for that extra bougie glow, acrylic beads, and a fabulous 8cm pompom that’s fluffier than your patience for people’s drama. Plus, an acrylic glitter rainbow charm because yes, you can radiate joy and rage at the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe crown jewel? A large silicone bead proudly stating \u003cstrong\u003e“Sick of Your Bullshit”\u003c\/strong\u003e with a unicorn vomiting a rainbow—because even magical creatures have their limits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who's had enough but still wants to look adorable while silently screaming inside. Clip it to your keys, your tote, or your emotional boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Queens of Cuss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43455518638131,"sku":"","price":19.9,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/7350\/8659\/files\/Untitleddesign_26.png?v=1751101756","url":"https:\/\/www.queensofcuss.co.nz\/products\/sick-of-your-bullshit-key-chain","provider":"Queens of Cuss","version":"1.0","type":"link"}