{"product_id":"smutty-book-club-key-chain","title":"Smutty Book Club Key Chain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade Smutty Book Club Keychain – For Readers Who Like It Rough (Literally and Literarily)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCalling all spicy page-turners and late-night Kindle-tappers: the \u003cem\u003eSmutty Book Club\u003c\/em\u003e keychain is here to out you in the best way possible. This isn't your grandma's bookmark—unless Nana's into steamy tropes and silver handcuffs (no judgment).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing sleek silver-tone findings for that polished-but-kinky aesthetic, squishy silicon beads to fidget while you blush through Chapter 13, and an extra floofy 6cm pompom that screams “I’m soft, but my reading list isn’t.” And yes, there’s an actual silver handcuffs charm—because we believe in subtlety about as much as your favorite morally grey book boyfriend does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pièce de résistance? A large silicon bead proudly flaunting the “\u003cstrong\u003eSmutty Book Club\u003c\/strong\u003e” title, plus all the essentials: a book, chilli peppers, and handcuffs. It’s the literary badge of honor for those who skip straight to the good bits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClip it on your tote, purse, or e-reader case and let the world know: you read for the \u003cem\u003eplot\u003c\/em\u003e... but stay for the \u003cem\u003epants.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Queens of Cuss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43455479808051,"sku":"","price":19.9,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/7350\/8659\/files\/Untitleddesign_27.png?v=1751102877","url":"https:\/\/www.queensofcuss.co.nz\/products\/smutty-book-club-key-chain","provider":"Queens of Cuss","version":"1.0","type":"link"}