Attempted Murder Tumbler

Add a dash of dark humor to your hydration with our 600ml “Attempted Murder” Tumbler! Especially for those queens who love True Crime and who should not be engaged before your first coffee in the morning, this tumbler features the hilariously sinister quote, “If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder,”.

Made from premium stainless steel, this tumbler keeps your drinks cold for up to 12 hours or hot for 6, so you can stay fueled no matter your mood—or your plot. The slim, lightweight design fits effortlessly in car cup holders and is easy to carry, making it the perfect partner for your daily escapades (or alibis).

With its spill-resistant clear lid and reusable straw, this tumbler is as practical as it is funny. Whether you’re gifting it to a friend who loves a good crime joke or keeping it as your personal reminder to try, try again, this tumbler is guaranteed to make a killer statement.

Features:

• 600ml capacity for long-lasting hydration
• Durable, BPA-free stainless steel construction
• Double-wall vacuum insulation for superior temperature control
• Bold sublimated design with fade-resistant artwork
• Includes a clear sliding lid and reusable straw

Because life’s too short not to laugh at the dark side—stay hydrated, hilarious, and goal motivated one sip at a time! ☠️✨