'Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis' Stainless Steel Tumbler

You Can’t Say Happiness Without Saying Penis 

Let’s be real: life’s too short for boring tumblers or modest metaphors. Say it loud, say it proud – because you literally can’t say happiness without saying penis. This 600ml stainless steel sass dispenser is here to hydrate you while flashing a fabulous flurry of printed rainbow glitter schlongs – because subtlety is for people who don’t own this cup.

Perfect for coffee, cocktails, or the tears of anyone who thinks this is “too much.” Double-walled to keep your drinks hot or cold – and your personality scorching. Whether you're sipping at brunch, carpooling, or side-eyeing Becky in the office, this tumbler screams, “I’m hydrated and unbothered.”

Polished. Provocative. Profane. Just like you, Queen.

Features:

• 600ml of sassy hydration
• Premium stainless steel for drinks as strong as your opinions
• Double-wall insulated to keep your drinks icy cold for 12 hours or hot enough to melt your moral compass for 6 hours.
• Sublimated rainbow glitter penises (because... obviously)
• The slim design fits most cup holders (and awkward social settings), while the spill-resistant lid and reusable straw keep things classy-ish.
• 100% guaranteed to make at least one person uncomfortable